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These are my past entries. Hence: Archive. What?
2005-11-15 - 10:11 a.m.
The Power of Coffee Compels Me 2005-10-29 - 4:02 p.m.
- 2005-08-03 - 1:18 p.m.
Balls. 2005-01-17 - 3:03 p.m.
Random and Chewy 2005-01-13 - 2:26 p.m.
No more. 2005-01-05 - 5:04 p.m.
Pink Huffy 2004-12-13 - 10:54 p.m.
There was lying face down and there was drooling. 2004-12-09 - 4:31 p.m.
The FedEx Man Incident 2004-12-08 - 9:03 p.m.
Farewell, Professor Brudnoy 2004-11-27 - 11:40 a.m.
Molly Kicks Ass 2004-11-08 - 2:57 p.m.
Apparently I'm ranting today. 2004-10-26 - 12:11 p.m.
Pies can't even VOTE, man. Let them have their say the only way they know how. 2004-10-01 - 9:36 a.m.
Ukranian Pee and the LitterMaid and Malvert, oh my. 2004-09-30 - 12:38 p.m.
Millard Filmore and The Cat Whisperer 2004-09-21 - 11:48 a.m.
Eastern Europe Foto Fest 2004-09-02 - 1:22 p.m.
We are completely insane, I think, typing this all out. 2004-08-31 - 8:19 p.m.
You suckers just got SERVED. 2004-08-30 - 11:29 a.m.
Hairy Ass 2004-08-27 - 4:48 p.m.
Ha. Seriously: HA. With photographic evidence. 2004-08-24 - 11:30 a.m.
blank blank tailwag blank pant lick wag blank 2004-08-11 - 8:52 a.m.
"You will taste my paw!" 2004-08-01 - 5:43 p.m.
No more Nomar 2004-07-27 - 11:40 a.m.
Legs! 2004-07-13 - 5:21 p.m.
Please stay after class. 2004-06-29 - 4:35 p.m.
"Pffffft! Pfffft!" said the rabbit. 2004-06-18 - 9:46 p.m.
What? 2004-06-15 - 7:03 a.m.
Bulletproof List 2004-06-03 - 10:53 a.m.
That is filed under Wrong. 2004-05-31 - 3:36 p.m.
Hey, make your monkey noise. 2004-05-27 - 9:36 p.m.
Please hire me for this job I can write good for serious." 2004-05-23 - 11:55 p.m.
Oh so boring. Skip me, hampsters. (BUT Cat Lasers.) 2004-05-21 - 11:23 a.m.
Anti-pants Stance 2004-05-17 - 1:52 p.m.
Grr-AAAAHHHT. 2004-05-14 - 10:56 p.m.
Rick Steves' fanny pack 2004-05-12 - 4:26 a.m.
Oh, beer. Oh no. 2004-05-10 - 11:30 p.m.
I have no bones. 2004-05-04 - 3:53 p.m.
you have a small one ahah socjsta d 2004-04-26 - 9:55 p.m.
Faux Food 2004-04-24 - 7:37 p.m.
I almost STEPPED ON IT. 2004-04-22 - 12:11 p.m.
Miss Texas 2004-04-20 - 9:19 p.m.
Father, give me legs! 2004-04-14 - 2:44 p.m.
Get out of my locker. 2004-04-11 - 10:19 p.m.
Pa-tOO! 2004-04-09 - 9:27 p.m.
Velvet Painting Fax 2004-04-08 - 4:46 p.m.
Kitties on Film 2004-04-08 - 12:01 p.m.
Lock Box 2004-03-30 - 6:05 p.m.
Mr. Dash 2004-03-25 - 11:10 a.m.
Not Smaht 2004-03-24 - 5:35 p.m.
Pick a perfect cheese 2004-03-20 - 1:19 p.m.
Old journal hilarity continues 2004-03-19 - 11:57 p.m.
I am a little kitten in a basket, please love me. 2004-03-18 - 9:43 a.m.
Weighlifting chicken pictures 2004-03-16 - 3:10 p.m.
Ginger Spice and Johnny 5 2004-03-15 - 11:28 a.m.
Maverick says pbbbbbbtt. 2004-03-13 - 3:13 p.m.
They all wear pantaloons and we threw in a chimp for good measure. Because why not? 2004-03-09 - 2:09 p.m.
Finger sandwiches 2004-03-04 - 11:23 a.m.
Tucsonshire 2004-03-03 - 7:55 a.m.
Maybe because I know that soon, the novelty of microwaved okra will wear off. 2004-02-23 - 5:34 p.m.
PACIFIC. PACIFIC RIGHT NOW. 2004-02-19 - 11:00 p.m.
short short short hi 2004-02-07 - 7:34 p.m.
Or I might just mutter a lot. 2004-02-03 - 3:28 p.m.
I wish my hair didn't move at all. 2004-02-02 - 6:23 p.m.
BOOB. BOOOOB. 2004-01-29 - 10:25 a.m.
Blah blah blah frugal blah and cactus picture. 2004-01-28 - 6:00 p.m.
Frank. Frank wins. 2004-01-27 - 8:52 p.m.
Oh my little hampsters. Hello. 2004-01-23 - 4:05 p.m.
Crash (except without James Spader and gratuitous sex) 2004-01-22 - 5:46 p.m.
Back back back 2004-01-05 - 9:21 p.m.
Assload 2004-01-02 - 4:27 p.m.
Extremely Long and Personal Entry. Oops? 2003-12-29 - 9:42 p.m.
Dry Dry Dry 2003-12-26 - 6:26 p.m.
Das Pancake 2003-12-22 - 9:24 a.m.
Thanks Mr. Narwhal. 2003-12-17 - 9:47 a.m.
Oh sweet merciful internet. 2003-12-03 - 4:37 p.m.
Offline, low tech, old school. Etc. 2003-10-28 - 10:13 a.m.
TWELVE DAYS AND COUNTING. 2003-10-23 - 10:41 a.m.
Also shovel with which to kill rattlesnakes. 2003-10-13 - 6:23 p.m.
Re: The Rest of My Life 2003-10-10 - 11:52 a.m.
A Christmas tree skirt and a rubber chicken 2003-09-30 - 10:31 a.m.
There were quails that looked like pigeons with hats on. 2003-09-24 - 5:28 p.m.
I am a sucker. 2003-09-23 - 10:43 a.m.
Generally I just go to work, go home, and make my cats chase fake mice. 2003-09-19 - 3:16 p.m.
I was a huge tool. 2003-09-17 - 10:15 a.m.
Please enjoy this educational display, and don't forget to borrow the Thriller album or Shel Silverstein books. 2003-09-16 - 2:15 p.m.
Colonial Serving Wench Coffee Filter Hat 2003-09-14 - 3:33 p.m.
Self-indulgent Internal Dialogue 2003-09-10 - 11:05 a.m.
It's a Whale of a Time. Also, Ass Clowns. 2003-09-08 - 2:22 p.m.
Ahhhh, Monday. More accurately: Hork. 2003-09-05 - 10:43 a.m.
Cleaning and pictures. Also, up close and personal with my socks. 2003-09-03 - 1:54 p.m.
Truck beds, convertibles, I-Rocs with open sunroofs, beware. 2003-08-29 - 3:58 p.m.
My cat requires the falconer gloves. 2003-08-28 - 2:59 p.m.
Hi, Pill Lady. 2003-08-27 - 11:57 p.m.
Kitty ER 2003-08-26 - 3:35 p.m.
I smell crazy. 2003-08-25 - 3:20 p.m.
I called you! I have a big suitcase! 2003-08-18 - 10:03 a.m.
Dr. Nick and Late Night Neck Brace Esquire 2003-08-15 - 2:41 p.m.
Ba-ack. 2003-08-05 - 11:16 a.m.
Peektures! 2003-08-04 - 10:31 a.m.
International Foods Powdered Ass 2003-07-31 - 11:15 a.m.
Rada-cha-cha-cha! 2003-07-29 - 3:12 p.m.
I suck at titles. 2003-07-28 - 2:34 p.m.
Throwing Bags of Urine 2003-07-28 - 12:44 p.m.
Cream of Blank Soup 2003-07-23 - 7:31 a.m.
General Suck. Also, Colonel Suck. 2003-07-19 - 11:15 a.m.
Everyone knows I'm crazy now. They KNOW. 2003-07-17 - 4:22 p.m.
Crazy, population: Me, My Husband, and FOUR CATS. 2003-07-15 - 1:16 p.m.
Get Shorty 2003-07-10 - 4:53 p.m.
When she fell, she knocked over the woman dressed as the hot dog. 2003-07-09 - 5:44 p.m.
At least I didn't see a fake dead body today. 2003-07-08 - 10:12 a.m.
My monkey is off its rocker 2003-07-07 - 3:21 p.m.
Llove Lloyd's Llama. What? 2003-07-05 - 7:00 p.m.
My trip in pictures continued. 2003-07-02 - 4:07 p.m.
Fictional Jealousy and Self Pity. Also, Asinine Details. 2003-07-01 - 4:10 p.m.
Meet Chewbacca 2003-06-30 - 11:55 a.m.
Listy McLaziness 2003-06-26 - 3:43 p.m.
Reading Update and Babble 2003-06-25 - 3:05 p.m.
Bugs that Suck 2003-06-24 - 2:29 p.m.
Paris Pictures! 2003-06-23 - 1:02 p.m.
'Arry Potter Dorkfest 2003-06-20 - 4:29 p.m.
Celebrity Detox Camp 2003-06-20 - 9:37 a.m.
I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky. 2003-06-18 - 12:25 p.m.
PS I'm a dork. 2003-06-16 - 3:14 p.m.
Tripping! 2003-06-03 - 1:24 p.m.
Crapass Strike Bad Timing 2003-06-02 - 4:31 p.m.
Oops. Almost. 2003-05-27 - 2:32 p.m.
Ew. 2003-05-23 - 2:19 p.m.
Naming Rights 2003-05-21 - 2:17 p.m.
Jesus The Cat 2003-05-20 - 5:04 p.m.
Listerine 2003-05-19 - 1:33 p.m.
Goofus vs. Gallant 2003-05-12 - 9:50 a.m.
Open Dirt Box Art! Or, I Hurt Property Values! 2003-05-10 - 11:30 a.m.
. 2003-05-07 - 2:34 p.m.
Asinine Suck List 2003-05-02 - 3:54 p.m.
Listy McListsAlot 2003-05-01 - 2:01 p.m.
I would like to get in on that non-working action 2003-04-28 - 1:05 p.m.
Watch out for the Streetwalkers! 2003-04-25 - 4:01 p.m.
Toothbrushes! Catz! 2003-04-24 - 1:52 p.m.
Final Lucy Day. 2003-04-23 - 11:47 a.m.
I have much fear of snakes. Mock me. 2003-04-22 - 4:56 p.m.
Earth Day, Olsen Twins Style (Entry #2) 2003-04-22 - 1:55 p.m.
Falcon Crest: Vacation Destination of the Stars (Dodo Pepsydyne? Does anyone get that?) 2003-04-21 - 2:06 p.m.
Bill O'Reilly's Trousers! 2003-04-18 - 11:20 a.m.
There is no Funny, only Zoul. 2003-04-17 - 2:55 p.m.
Bye Bye, Lucy. 2003-04-14 - 11:12 a.m.
Where is the funny? 2003-04-10 - 11:10 a.m.
Shizzolate Cazznats 2003-04-08 - 1:15 p.m.
I do not believe in spring. PROVE IT. 2003-04-07 - 10:37 a.m.
The Iron Age 2003-04-04 - 2:55 p.m.
Drunk Stories Which Are Funny Only to Me! 2003-04-03 - 11:16 a.m.
Hungover Pooh 2003-04-02 - 5:43 p.m.
I'm Insane. 2003-04-02 - 9:46 a.m.
Kitties are not friends. 2003-04-01 - 11:38 a.m.
Cat Salad 2003-03-31 - 11:06 a.m.
Back to the Shallows. 2003-03-31 - 9:09 a.m.
I have my shirt on backwards. Also, shut up, fool. 2003-03-29 - 2:04 p.m.
Soccer Diss (two S's in Diss? Apostrophe S on S's?) Also, house money pit angst. 2003-03-28 - 11:41 a.m.
Random Picture Overshare! New Template! 2003-03-27 - 11:30 a.m.
I have very talented friends. 2003-03-27 - 9:19 a.m.
Random Banner Fun 2003-03-26 - 3:12 p.m.
Kitty Detante Has Not Been Achieved 2003-03-26 - 9:41 a.m.
Uniform of Lame Desperation 2003-03-25 - 1:35 p.m.
Cat War 2003-03-25 - 10:58 a.m.
Rambling Future What? 2003-03-24 - 10:34 a.m.
Embarassing Vanilla Love 2003-03-18 - 8:47 p.m.
Except not the Grind starring Eric from the Real World New York. 2003-03-12 - 5:09 p.m.
Foreign Fast Food Thoughts 2003-03-11 - 11:18 p.m.
Funniest Picture Ever 2003-03-10 - 12:32 p.m.
Sloth and Random Capitalization 2003-03-07 - 10:44 a.m.
Ha ha. 2003-03-07 - 9:55 a.m.
Drinking Beer and Yelling at the TV 2003-02-27 - 5:53 p.m.
You don't need water heaters in hell, I didn't think. 2003-02-24 - 11:46 a.m.
Freaking ants. 2003-02-21 - 10:17 a.m.
Sad with a touch of asinine 2003-02-19 - 1:39 p.m.
Worky Jerky and Hair Update 2003-02-15 - 3:32 p.m.
The Mourning After 2003-02-15 - 12:11 a.m.
Bad, bad haircut 2003-02-14 - 11:04 a.m.
Public transportation and cat naps 2003-02-11 - 11:51 a.m.
Random notes and cat songs 2003-02-10 - 11:08 a.m.
Important Drops in a Bucket of Lame 2003-02-07 - 11:25 a.m.
Hi! Please note that I am an inarticulate spaz.
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