Oops. Almost.
2003-06-02
4:31 p.m.

Dude.

I leave in two days. TWO DAYS. That's completely insane and awesome. In less than a week, I'll be strolling the streets of Paris. In one week, I'll be frolicking all over the island of Guernsey, checking out cows and trying to figure out where, exactly, my great grandmother lived. Rules! I'm so excited.

I can't wait. I have made almost no plans other than hotel reservations and flights. I even left a train ticket unreserved because it was cheaper to buy it when we get to France. I like to fly by the seat of my pants. Or something. France pants! I'm such a dork.

Funny

I was reading this message board today and someone had posted "I love little people. I support their community by watching their porn. I wouldn't like to throw them against walls, though. Tossing makes me nervous." or something like it on a thread about dwarf tossing. So I cut and pasted the text of the post into an email to send my friend.

About 20 minutes later, I was responding to a work email in which this very, very high up person asked me for a phone number. I cut and pasted the number into the email, and then, just before sending, realized that I'd pasted the pro-little people porn manifesto. I then hyperventilated while carefully deleting it and killing the email. There was a second where I thought I'd accidentally sent it, and that second sucked.

Okay, back to work! I have one work day left before I leave, and it's going to be crazy. Zoiks!