I was a huge tool.
2003-09-19
3:16 p.m.

Someone found my journal by Googling Ashcroft + Porno + Clown. That is awesome.

I'm also the number one search result for "floor sealent" on MSN. Ha? I guess there's just not much out there on that topic. Poor people, looking for home improvement ideas and finding Ashcroft clown porno.

So, back to listy!

22) I really, really, really liked The Party. As in, the first and least successful Mickey Mouse Club musical spinoff. Chase was my favorite. He wanted to be my gangly redheaded gelled hair boyfriend. Damon did a brief stint faking Saturn problems because he *liked jelly donuts (ha ha, jelly donuts) and who the hell knows what happened to the rest of them. Sadly and embarassingly, I liked them so much that I made a collage of their pictures from Teen Beat et al and put it in the front of my see through binder. I was a huge tool.

23) Shortly thereafter I had a change in management and turned to ska for my identity. I was still a loser but the pictures are slightly less mortifying. I was still trying really hard but it wasn't as sadly obvious.

24) One time in highschool my (step)brother borrowed my unisex looking pants without asking and I casually informed his whole lunch table about it. That was fun. "(My brother's name) wears womens' pants" was on the free expression board within minutes. I still have a picture of that.

25) My high school is directly next to a cow pasture.

26) I refused to dissect the frog. I was allowed to do a computer simulation (that makes me sound young -- I'm not, really) but I was downgraded for it.

27) One class in my high school dissected cats. There were always people walking around with plastic bags with dead cats in them. What the crap is that? CLEAR plastic bags. I still shudder.

Grah, so much to do. More list later.